Gnome Trapped Down a Well

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"I sit before flowers

hoping they will train me in the art

of opening up."
Shane Koyczan, The Student (via godmoves)

(Source: larmoyante, via 21vines)

— 11 hours ago with 4332 notes

bluewriters:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

(via doctorjohnlock)

— 11 hours ago with 101206 notes

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasson:

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

thank god you’re safe


they have me tied up

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 25023 notes

runs-on-ramen:

Today at school it started out with our rival high school covering our football field with salt to kill the grass in time for graduation, then the senior’s had their prank which them throwing buckets of water in the air all at once in the middle of the busiest hallway, and ended with everyone finding out that our assistant theater teacher was arrested for sexual assault and relations with a minor. 

THIS WAS ALL IN LESS THAN 7 HOURS WHAT IS GOING ON

(via xtwodollarbillx)

— 2 days ago with 9 notes
#that sounds about right  #GO MP  #also Goolsby's leaving  #pretty pumped about that  #also really glad i wasn't in that hallway  #i assume the theater guy was Davey  #and yeah that doesn't surprise me  #this is the shit i have to deal with guys  #i wasn't aware of the salt though  #i have to take a picture there tomorrow morning  #deuces 

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via almostinhalf)

— 2 days ago with 126132 notes
patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

(via pizzaispurple)

— 2 days ago with 55525 notes